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​Transylvanian Christmas

This song is by Zombina and The Skeletones.

Christmas is coming
I'm getting fat
Cruising through town in a black cadillac

I remember when I gave you your first bat
It's the time to bring that feeling back

I wanna Transylvanian christmas
Like the ones we had back home
I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh
Beneath the mistletoe
Because I'm homesick for the old country
And it never seems to snow around here
I wanna Transylvanian christmas
This year.

So Santa Claus is coming round tonight
When he gets to my house he's gonna get a fright

It's not that I'm a sick sadistic creep
It;s just that I'm so excited I can't sleep

I wanna Transylvanian christmas
Like the ones we had back home
I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh
Beneath the mistletoe
Because I'm homesick for the old country
And it never seems to snow around here
I wanna Transylvanian christmas
This year.