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​Why I'll Never Have Another Girlfriend

This song is by Your Mother.

I've already tried that path and if you do the math you'd see that seven years is 1/3 of my life.
One year ago today we went our separate ways.
So why is it that she is still on my mind?
She was everything and more, but it was the "more" that I abhorred--she was just a bit too much.
So why one year later do I still get angered about her stupid codependence?
She's always got to be with someone (else).
There's nobody out there like me, she was the closest one.
And since everybody bugs me, I guess that's as close as I'll ever come. I don't think I'll ever have the energy to start that again.
And that's why I'll never have another girlfriend.