FANDOM

1,941,248 Pages

StarIconGreen
LangIcon
Mormon Fury

This song is by Yer Mom.

A holy prayer in Sunday school
To graduate from BYU
All the work that you've given
Guarantees a place in heaven
Work for god with no commission
Slave to the cause on a two-year mission
Never ever acting mean
Never ever drink caffeine

Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury

Black neckties and shirts of white
Door to door ride on your bike
Go to church and pay your dues
The man up stairs looks after you
So glad to live the righteous life
With fifteen kids and seven wives
And all the morals that I've carried
No sex until I'm married

Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury

So just in case we haven't heard
You've been sent to spread the word
With pamphlet books of propaganda
Guide us through this evil land and
You'll be oh so blessed to see the light
As long as you are strait and white
It's a religious helter skelter
So fun to be an elder

Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury

Brigham Young among divine
Waiting for the end of time

Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury, Mormon Fury

External links