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Spammer Court

This song is by YTCracker.

This that whitey cracker baby and ima tell you a tale
About a court in virginia where you go if you mail
Don't matter where you from or what you sell
They will getcha boy I'm talking bout aol

They subpoenaed my number one beaner - nothing greener
Dankcash boy you know what I'm talking about
There's a couple more things that'll get ya caught up
With these lawyers out east that don't give a fuck

If ya work for aol and ya sellin name lists
Your butt will go to jail like a fucking rapist
I know some cats down south that straight get rich
Offa selling accounts yeah aka phish

I know this spam game and I know the spam science
And the mails get filtered if ur can-spam compliant
So ill tell the judge have mercy on me
Even though I'm running game like jackie joyner kersee

They call us criminals 'cause we advertise
They wanna lock us up and it ain't no surprise
'Cause for every blue pill that we sold
Another nigerian robbed an old lady cold
The saga unfold
And that's a mailers life and the courts are swift
They always hate the spammers if you catch my drift
So from me to you this is a docket of truth
The courts more nutty than a baby ruth

Approach the bench he says
Do you know why you're here young man?
You mailing outta proxies bullet proof from Japan
Upstream in china did you think we wouldn't find ya?

We told your sponsor get his name or give us cash
And they didn't spend a second protecting your ass
They told us
Your name your address your number
Your ssn and the maiden name of your mother
Now tell me brother

Whered you find the muscle to push these pills
And all the mortgages and debt consolidation bills
If you rat out your comrades will cut you a break
Well give you a year instead of givin' you eight
I told em

Fuck you your honor with all due respect
But I'm not ratting out my buddies just to save my own neck
We mail for a living we ain't hurtin' nobody
But if mailing is a crime than I'm the games john gotti

They call us criminals 'cause we advertise
They wanna lock us up and it ain't no surprise
'Cause for every blue pill that we sold
Another nigerian robbed an old lady cold
The saga unfold
And that's a mailers life and the courts are swift
They always hate the spammers if you catch my drift
So from me to you this is a docket of truth
The courts more nutty than a baby ruth

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