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Dig Dug

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Silent john incremental
Another silent instrumental
The nerd rap existential
People compare me to MC chris or frontalot
But the fact is I predate them with significance (yeaaa)
I'm the oldest geek rapper by far save k&r
Compiling kernels open bracket causing racket
MIT nerds throw your laser pen in the air
And wave it all around like it had no
Now follow instructions professor whiteys discussions
Consist of nothing but incoherent rambling and babbling
But you should still take notes 'cause you never know what's happening
Ill drop a little nugget a tidbit if you will
There were four united states presidents named bill
If you run out of hit points the game will shout

If you dig this
Then you dug this
'Cause I'm all about nerd life word life
If you dig this
Then you dug this
'Cause I'm all about nerd life word life

Let me start again
Put it on like a cardigan
Swing it like my name was mad martigan
Which reminds me
Warwick davis was willow and an ewok
Leonard nimoy was galvatron and spock
If that ain't typecast I dunno what is
Talk about predestiny nobody gets the best of me
I've only played one role my whole lifetime
The nerd lifeline
Streamed through a wigger pipeline
So no one can bite mine
'Cause mine is original and I write rhymes
To burn on a CD play in your miniv
Soccer moms yodel back yodel at the little me
I got a sidekick I gotta stay connected
Watch out for my dcom or you'll get infected
And you don't wanna be one of my bots
'Cause I see it all like sauron the cyclops
And I won't hesitate to drop your whole netblock
If you're acting up and you're dumber than a pet rock
I'm about this nerd life as you can see
Spreading like a virus on mp3

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