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Hipster Apocalypse

This song is by X24.

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Song of the Day
August 15, 2017
We are
Taking over the earth
With our wayfarers and our flannel shirts
There is
No stopping this
Hipster apocalypse

I keep the beat hot, spit fire like arson
I'm also growing beets in the community garden
My entire apartment screams I'm an anarchist, a narcissist
An honest-to-God starving artist
I'm too cool for dancing, damnit I'm fancy
I'm screening Fellini and Roman Polanski
I'm ADD antsy, a little bit angsty
I'm Afrika Bambaataa meets Bukowski and Banksy
Borderline brilliant, baby, dropping these bombs!
And you can find me in the dive bar, writing songs
Flaunting my irony, hiding my wealth
I'm a little like Waldo, trying to find myself
I'm so postmodern, what's a genre?
Carpetbag swag from Ojai to Marfa
And your new favorite song? Yeah... I know
It's pretty cool, but it sounds better on vinyl

We are
Taking over the earth
With our wayfarers and our flannel shirts
There is
No stopping this
Hipster apocalypse

I'll kiss you. I'll catch you
There's something I mustache you...
How can I keep shopping, when all my bills are past due?
People say we're arrogant, but they're the ones who stare at us
And I'd be apathetic... if I cared enough!
I can't be serious. I'm laughing at it, true to form
Counterculture cool, this goes out to all my Unicorns!
My hipsters, if you with me, where you at? Rad, ratchet, rap
Random acts of swag to keep you swerving with that Hacky Sack
Been wearing glasses since kindergarten, still a nerd
Elevate the vintage game from Silverlake to Williamsburg
Getting down on that dumpster sift
Just to be like, "Hipster, you ain't up on this"
And I can't even go out and grab some food
Without a Kafka novel and an attitude
But the big difference between me and you
Is that I was doing this back before it was cool!

We are
Taking over the earth
With our wayfarers and our flannel shirts
There is
No stopping this
Hipster apocalypse

My beard is better than your beard
Three steps ahead, you think my style is so weird
But next year you'll be wearing what I'm rocking today
I admit it, I'm a hipster. What can I say?
I'm a hipster. I wear my jeans real tight
I like to sleep all day. I like to party all night
I moonlight as a consultant in media arts
I drink pour-over coffee and PBR
Craft-distilled whiskey, double fisting
Yeah, I'm mixing rye whiskey with bourbon
Turning heads, I keep them dizzy
Gimme indie-rock chicks with fixie bikes and pixie cuts
Who understand the irony of drinking IPA from sippy cups
Yeah, boy, that's what's up
I'm dropping this just to help you get turnt up
But on a scale of one-to-ten, you're like a two or three
And truthfully... you'll never be as cool as me

We are
Taking over the earth
With our wayfarers and our flannel shirts
There is
No stopping this
Hipster apocalypse
Hipster apocalypse

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