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​Codpiece

This song is by Wolf Cookie.

As the women walk by in their skirts
Behind the corner I will lurk
I ain't dressing up for those jerks
Only one piece of clothes that works
And that's my codpiece
You will regret waiting for grease
Codpiece
All you secretaries spread your cheeks

Haven't got use for those fancy shoes
They just make my feet sweat and turn blue
No use for fancy shirts or ties
I thank my fly
Because I have my codpiece
And the bulging does not cease
Codpiece
The sweet asses will soon be fleeced

I don't really see the point of pants
Your daughter wants to rip them but can't
And if you didn't wear underwear
I don't think that your wife would care

The want my codpiece
I must decide between your wife and niece
Codpiece
Find your daughter and apply the grease