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Cheese Hoedown

This song is by Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles and Wayne Brady.

When it comes to improv, on the top we sits
In fact, I feel just like an unopened box of Ritz
I hate making jokes like this, even though I'm blacker
But if we're talking about this, I'm the cheese and they're the crackers

I love eating cheese, I love it all day long
If you eat your cheese, you can never go wrong
I get Ryan to act with me, yes, it does please
'Cause I always like to have a little ham with my cheese

Where does cheese come from? From a cow, ooh, moo
I like cheese, and Colin does too
When he eats too much, he gets a little sick
And with that last remark, Colin, you can suck my dick

Gouda, Swiss and Monterey, and some Camembert
These are all some lovely cheeses with a lot of flair
I can't believe Ryan asked for that nasty job
But I guess it would taste better if he put cheese on his knob

Put cheese on his knob!



Featured in the TV series Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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