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​Hooker By Night, Organ Thief By Morning

This song is by We Break Hearts! Not Hymens and appears on the album Suicide is the Most Honest Form of Self-deprecating Humour (2010).

Yo bitches!
We break hearts! not hymens!
Ii k x motherfuckers!
This is for all my boys that have had their internal organs stolen by hookers!

Got home, about 4.30!
Hoped she'd be wanting more!
Paid 50 for the room,
But only 30 for the whore!

Late one September night,
When my girlfriend was asleep.
I tried to resist,
But I needed someone to warm my meat.

Got home, about 4.30!
Hoped she'd be wanting more!
Paid 50 for the room,
But only 30 for the whore!

Shove that up your bollocks!

You still alive out there motherfuckers?!

Ah!

30 Dollars was all she asked,
To let me bone her hard!

She stole my heart!
And didn't even ask to see my organ donor card!