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​Crabomination

This song is by We Break Hearts! Not Hymens and appears on the album Suicide is the Most Honest Form of Self-deprecating Humour (2010).

See it in their beady little eyes!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
As they raise their pincers to the skies!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
Don't be deceive by their crabby lies!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
Watch as all other seafood dies!
You hear the great crustacean call!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
See as civilisation falls!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
From the murky depths they slowly crawl!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
And tonight they will eat us all!
All other genres are superiour to this!

It's here! It's now! It's a Crabomination!
Raise your pincers to the skies!
You hear the great crustacean call!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
See as civilisation falls!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
From the murky depths they slowly crawl!
(Not A Lobster, Not A Lobster)
And tonight they will eat us all!