With mild amusement I regard a song that serves as an ode to... bathroom fixtures. Which includes a phrasing in my opinion the most favorable way for one to declare himself a bit of a womanizer.
You, my good fellow, may profess yourself that way, and, while I shall never likely advocate such a thing, I shall be more grateful to hear it than many other brags on conquests.
~Your DREAMS of Conquest!
P.S. "Turlingdromes" One Vogon phrase I find a bit appealing. At least "cellar door" ish. Plus, reminds me of "Turing drones", whatever that might be.