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Venus Bound

This song is by Unknown Hinson and appears on the album The Future Is Unknown... (2000).

I'm buildin' me a rocket ship
To go where womnerns don't give no lip
Imma blastin' off
Baby I'm Venus bound

I've lost my patience with the womerns here
I'm bustin' out of this atmosphere
Imma haulin' ass
Baby I'm Venus bound

I stole a jet plane motor from the surplus yard
I'm gonna strap the thing on to my Cadillac car
I got some nuclear fuel from the power plant
On the day they was closed for a meltdown

I got an oxygen tank and a fire proof suit
A motorsickle helmet and some freeze dried fruit
I'm buildin' me a big 'ol launch pad too
Tomorrow I'm commencing count-down

I'm blasting off to that Venus place
I'll be the only country western troubadour in space

I'm building me a rocket ship
To go where womerns don't give no lip
Imma haulin' ass
Baby I'm Venus bound

Here I come Venus!

Now it's the only planet in the constellation
That's got an all female population
But they need a man to have relations
And baby that's the job for me

I'm goin' up 'air to teach them how to act
Them fine purty Venus womerns won't talk back
It's an unknown world baby and that's a fact
And I'm gonna be its king

They need a man to help them breed
That means the youngerns will look just like me

I'm building me a rocket ship
To go where womerns don't give no lip
Imma blastin' off
Baby I'm Venus bound

I've lost my patience with the womerns here
I'm bustin' out of this atmosphere
Imma haulin' ass
Baby I'm Venus bound
Imma haulin' ass
Baby I'm Venus bound