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Ugly Things

This song is by Unknown Hinson and appears on the album Target Practice (2006) and on the album Live & Undead (2008).

You gave the dog my supper
You had sex with my brother
You've done some ugly things for such
Such a pretty girl

You slit the tires on my chevrolet
You cussed out my momma on her birthday
You've done some ugly things for such
Such a pretty girl

You put a dull blade in my safety razor
And you hid the band aids from me
You tried to set fire to my bed mattress
Last night when I was asleep

You sold my daddys watch to buy liquor
You pulled and pawned the gold teeth from my mouth
You've done some ugly things for such
Such a pretty girl

Gonna pick one

You put roach powder in the non-dairy creamer that I use in my coffee each day
On the ride to the hospital to get my stomach pumped out
You laughed at me all the way

You put a snake in my bathtub
You laughed and sang rub-a-dub-dub
You've done some ugly things for such
Such a pretty girl

You're done some damned ugly things for such
Such a pretty girl

That's ugly darlin'

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