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​My Little Shitzu

This song is by Unknown Artist.

I bought a little dog from my local pet shop
He prances around with a little white mop
I don't think he's an animal I can afford
Every day, I take him surfin' on his little surfboard

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

He's pickin' up dogs and he's givin' them licks
He's always gettin' me a lot of chicks
I don't think he's an animal I can afford
Every day, I take him surfin' on his little surfboard

My dog is well, he's doin' mighty fine
My dog is swell, he's all mine
My dog is good, he's swingin' through the vine
My dog really should stop pretending he's a porcupine

The wee little puppy never passes on a meal
One time, I ran him over on my car's rear wheel
I don't think he's an animal I can afford
Every day, I take him surfin' on his little surfboard

My dog is well, he's doin' mighty fine
My dog is swell, he's all mine
My dog is good, he's swingin' through the vine
My dog really should stop pretending he's a porcupine

If he doesn't get his act together
I'll be in really deep shit
If I can't pay for kibble
I'll have to mortgage my house a bit

My dog is well, he's doin' mighty fine
My dog is swell, he's all mine
My dog is good, he's swingin' through the vine
My dog really should stop pretending he's a porcupine

My dog is well, he's doin' mighty fine
My dog is swell, he's all mine
My dog is good, he's swingin' through the vine
My dog really should stop pretending he's a porcupine