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Hummer Girls

This song is by Unknown Artist.

Do you remember
The first hummer?
Ah yeah, baby baby!

New Kids on the Block
Sucked a bunch of dick
Chinese girls make head sick
And I think it's fly
When girls drop down
And give hummers, and give hummers
We're out here looking
for that damn Blair Witch
If we find her we'll be rich
but first we'll make her give us hummers
give us hummers

Do you remember
Your first orgasm?
Body was twitching
Like a muscle spasm
Felt so good, you cannot explain
Prince sounded like a bitch in Purple Rain
A girl made you feel like no other could
A good chick's like milk, she does the body good
Hummers are good, in bed and in a car
Happy Gilmore could hit a ball far
If you're with a girl, you always need a backup
In case you're slipping, the spare will pick the slack up
Ice cream soda and Nacho Doritos
Guys from Canada, always wear speedos
Always need a girl to hug and kiss
Big Bird had a friend named Snuffleupagus
When I met you I said my name was Reece
You looked like a chick that would gimme a piece

New kids on the block
Sucked a bunch of dick
Chinese girls make head sick
And I think it's fly
When girls drop down
And give hummers, and give hummers
We're out here looking
for that damn Blair Witch
If we find her we'll be rich
but first we'll make her give us hummers
give us hummers

I like hummers
not the ones you see on the roads in the summer
nope I mean the others
you know the ones I be talkin' about
when chicks drop down and put my dick in their mouth
Like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee
These girls suck like shows on the WB
I like tongue rings, but only if you're hot
If you look like acid shin, don't try to touch my cock
And I'm Cuban, like Tony Montana
So I need a girl who can swallow whole bananas
And you better not have buck teeth
I'd rather get head from the kid Buckwheat
You gotta be quick and you gotta go deep
Once I bust a nut I'll probably fall asleep
Don't let that keep you from doing your job
Just pretend you're really hungry and it's corn on the cob

New kids on the block
Sucked a bunch of dick
Chinese girls make head sick
And I think it's fly
When girls drop down
And give hummers, and give hummers
We're out here looking
for that damn Blair Witch
If we find her we'll be rich
but first we'll make her give us hummers
give us hummers

Some girls work the head, and others deep throat
If the head sucks, just grab the remote
If the head's good you can't move like a statue
If the suck's weak we'll throw water balloons at you
Some girls will offer, some will play tug of war
Some will do it on the couch, some on the floor
If they scrape their teeth, you know you gotta smack
Then you bust a nut up in her contact
If there's no head, you have ta throw a porn in
Only ash gets head at night and in the morning
Some girls will swallow, some will spit in a baggy
We hate Scooby Doo but we always roll with Shaggy
Hummers are good almost all the time
The only thing better is the 69
When I met you I said my name was Reece
You looked like a chick that would gimme a piece

New kids on the block
Sucked a bunch of dick
Chinese girls make head sick
And I think it's fly
When girls drop down
And give hummers, and give hummers
We're out here looking
for the damn Blair Witch
If we find her we'll be rich
but first we'll make her give us hummers
give us hummers

Yo, hummer girls are fast, and hummer girls are slow
Some can suck dick, but some are so-so
Some will lick balls, but some don't care
Some will get angry when you shoot all in their hair
Some want you to do it to them too
But I gotta be really drunk to eat the poon
Hummer girls are the girl I kind of like
So get on all fours like your name was Spike

New kids on the block
Sucked a bunch of dick
Chinese girls make head sick
And I think it's fly
When girls drop down
And give hummers, and give hummers
We're out here looking
for the damn Blair Witch
If we find her we'll be rich
but first we'll make her give us hummers
give us hummers

Hummers, hummers
Summers summers
LFO, HMO, what?

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