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​Bullies

This song is by Trevor Moore and features Asmeret Ghebremichael.

Trevor Moore
I saw a story 'bout a girl not even twenty yet
She was bullied by some trolls, just for being different
And as I read I wondered how much further we'd be along,
If all society's bullies just disappeared and were gone

It's not okay to say that someone is different from us all
Assuming we are right and big and that they are wrong and small
There's no excuse to make this poor girl feel that she's off the plan
Even if she self-identifies as a...

...Wolf?

Are you fucking kidding me?! A goddamn wolf?!
That's who this stupid kid thinks she is?!
Thank God I kept on reading; can't believe I almost re-tweeted this!

You're not a martyr or a victim, just an attention whore!
Making a mockery of legit social movements from before!
You're literally crying wolf while kids out there are getting disowned for being gay!

So don't claim discrimination, 'cause you know damn well it's not the same!
In fact, I take back what I said:
Who knows where we would be today or what other crap these coddled kids would come up with if the bullies go away?

Asmeret Ghebremichael
If the bullies go away...
If the bullies go away...
If the bullies go away...

Life's an ecosystem,
At least that's what they say;
You've got to think about what happens
When you take one piece away...

If the bullies go away...
If the bullies go away...
If the bullies go away...

If the bullies go away

Trevor Moore
Life is an ecosystem, at least that's what they say
Ya gotta think about what happens when you take one piece away
And when we cracked down on the bullies
Perhaps we just went too far:

'Cause with nothin' but encouragement these kids don't even know what they are.
One thinks that she's a vampire,
This one thinks that he's a wolf,
This one's got a pony toy and jerkin' off on to it's hooves

This one bought a pillow printed with an anime cartoon;
He's bringing it to family functions saying that it's his waifu.
This one self-identifies as the planet Mercury:
She's a gender-fluid otherkin who's proud that she's obese.

Reality's a trigger word, so we're quickly losing touch;
We need some kids to have the balls to say you all are fucking nuts!
Look, you're not an animal no matter how you fucking feel:
Vampires and werewolves are not even fucking real!

Bullies you need to right this ship, put us back on proper course:
You need to come back and restore some balance to the Force!
That's a Star Wars quote I used!
Please make fun of me for that!
Say my songs are never funny and I'm looking old and fat!

You've still got it all within you, you just have to believe!
So dust yourself off, get on out there, and go give some kids swirlies!
Shove 'em in the lockers, give 'em wedgies; you do what you do!
Haters gonna hate, and for that, we depend on you!
Our skin is getting thinner each and every single day, and there'll be nobody left to guide us back if all the bullies go away...

Both
If the bullies go away...
(That's right bullies!)
If the bullies go away...
(Never stop believing in yourself!)
If the bullies go away...
(Don't let anybody try to change who you are!)

(You are necessary!)
Life's an ecosystem,
(You matter!)
At least that's what they say,
(So that next time somebody tries to tell you to not make fun of someone)
You've got to think about what happens
(For being a total weirdo)
If you take one piece away

(Just think of this song..)
If the bullies go away...
If the bullies go away...
If the bullies go away...

If the bullies go away.