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​The Homonym Song

This song is by Tom Wilson.

I hope I bomb tonight
By that I mean use lotion
I'll get my one big break
Which means I'm stopping forward motion

And the people I meet
I mean their flesh, don't be alarmed
I hope they find this humorous
By that I mean my upper arm

Homonyms are great
By that I mean abrasive metal
Homonyms are sweet
I mean a very large hotel room
And when I say I love you
I mean female sheep
And when I say I want to
I literally want two female sheep

Oh, homonyms
It's only what you hear
I don't mean here like where we're standin'
I mean when you listen with your ear

When I say mean, I don't mean I'm angry
I mean just what I say
When I say I, I don't mean E-Y-E
I mean I, the not mean me

Oh, homonyms are decent
Like when you come down from a mountain
I choose homonyms
I masticate them with my mouth and
You may think it's dinosaurish
But words are fun, can't you see
So break out that thesaurus and
Figure out homonyms with me

Oh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Do's a homonym
Sentence sentence sentence scent and scents just fill the air
By heir I mean inheritor of daddy's money
Homonyms are everywhere
And every night I pray
I mean the victim of a predator
And have myself a hero
I mean a sandwich not a senator

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
D-U-E that time
Doo doo doo doo doo
D-E-W
Four and four F-O-U-R
Homonyms are major elders
I hope that doesn't make you tense
I mean those nylon camping shelters
This may be the worst song you've ever listened to
But wurst is a German hot dog so I guess the joke's on you

Hey doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
D-I-E-U-X
That's French
I think I'm finished
Not the country I mean I'm done
I'm a homonymphomaniac 'cause homonyms
Are number one
W-O-N number one
Word
That's a homonym
Peace
Another homonym
Bye