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S-N (Snore, Sniff, And Sneeze)

This song is by Tom Lehrer and appears on the 3 disc box-set The Remains of Tom Lehrer (2000).

Like a rooster loves a hen
Like a lion loves his den
Like Barbie loves Ken
I love to do things that begin with S-N
For example ...

I love to sneeze - (a-choo)
Pardon me please - (a-choo)
I like to sniffle
It really feels nice
One handkerchief'll
Just never suffice
But brother watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze - (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)

I love to sniff - (sniff)
Just take a whiff - (sniff)
I also like snarling
It feels good to me
Snarling is darling
I'm sure you'll agree
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff, - (sniff)
And sneeze - (a-choo)

I love to snore - (snore)
It's more like a roar - (snore)
I like to snooze
I like resting my head
I take off my shoes
And I snuggle in bed
Sometjimes I just lie on the floor
And snore, - (snore)
And sniff, - (sniff)
And sneeze - (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)

Sometimes I just like to snicker, "tee-hee"
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me
And whenever I have a few moments to spend
I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
But much more than any of these
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)


Written by:

Tom Lehrer

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