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​Everybody Eat

This song is by Tom Lehrer.

Everybody eat!
Every niece and every nephew even if you're deaf you'll hear them digest
Kiddie's by the dozen from local zoos
Someone's second cousin but god knows whose

Everybody feed
For example there's an uncle who when he's drunk'll be a real pest
And cousin Julia is actin' childish to put it mildish
Hey you kids I don't know who just did that but it's gross
Then Al begins to smoke and tells a dirty joke when Grandma's comatose

Oh everybody's swill
And put up with uncle Gordon video recordin' everyone here
Now they've all gone away
And we're so happy to say
They won't be back for a year

Written by:

Tom Lehrer

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