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​You Ain't Leavin' (Thank God Are Ya)

This song is by Toby Keith and appears on the album Honkytonk University (2005).

Till death do us part
Is what she told that preacher man
Now she says this ain't worth dyin' for
She's had all she can stand
She's boxed up Momma's china
It's loaded on the truck
She just got started packing
An' I'm thinkin': "This could suck"

Now there goes my lazy-boy, my flat-top guitar
Here comes her big sister: what's she' doin' in my car?
As they drive off to the city, I just wave
From the top of my lungs, I hope she heard me say

You ain't leavin', thank God, are ya?
You can't be gone fast enough
An' what seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dust
This'll make my girlfriend happy
She's the one that never thought you would
You ain't leavin', thank God, are ya?
Let us pray you're gone for good

She forgot her new lap-top (Ah)
So I know she'll be back
I'll have a hot-tub full of hotties (Ooh)
Icin' down a 24-pack
She'll cuss me like a sailor, but I don't care
I'll have a few choice words when I come up for air

You ain't leavin', thank God, are ya?
You can't be gone fast enough
An' what seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dust
This'll make my girlfriend happy
She's the one that never thought you would
You ain't leavin', thank God, are ya?
Let us pray you're gone for good

You ain't leavin', thank God, are ya?
Let us pray you're gone for good
Adios!

Written by:

Toby Keith Wikipedia16; Scotty Emerick; Dean Dillon

Produced by:

Toby Keith Wikipedia16; James Stroud Wikipedia16