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​Michigan Jesus

This song is by Thought Industry and appears on the album Mods Carve The Pig: Assassins, Toads And God's Flesh (1993).

(Brent:)
Christ, you've toiled hard.
So grab a stool.
You get to buy the first round.

(Jesus:)
Guinness Stout?

(Brent:)
I'll cleanse your feet with my beer.
We'll have another round, Collin.
May I bum a smoke?
Thank you.

(Jesus:)
Citizens, the proletariat will rise.
Marx was right To believe in something new.

(Dippy:)
Can I quote that?

(Jesus:)
Government, reduced to a momentary guard.
I was born just a man within a plan.

(Lippy:)
That's with a "J", right?

(Brent:)
Christ, the girls are onto you.
A godless herd.
But I don't believe in god either.

(Jesus:)
And neither do I.

(Brent:)
Let's pound some shots of Quervo.
I'm always thinking wrong loaded.
So, damn it, come along.
We'll Sing.

(Jesus, Brent, and the People:)
Tralala lalalalalalalala lalalalalala lalala.
Tralala lalalalalalalala lalalalalala lalala.

(Dippy:)
Genius, who's your agent?

(Lippy:)
Is that in Hebrew?

(Brent:)
I'm outta here.
Call me a taxi.
Christ, my keys.
You sure know how to drink my friend J.C.

(Dippy:)
I love you.

(People:)
Adieu, adieu, and yes we love you Jesus, too.
Please come back to conclude in lost Hebrew.

(Lippy:)
Please, don't leave.

(Jesus:)
Thank you much.
Come meet my wife at the laundromat.