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Different Town

This song is by They Might Be Giants.

The Poopsmith, he could talk
And Marzipan would rock
And The Stick would be this big, ol' tree
That would try to eat everyone except
The Cheat and me
And the King of Town
Would be underground In a box filled up with peas
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundred-dollar-bills
And my stupid baby brother
Would have been born with horns and a tail
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket
And Homestar just couldn't hack it
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all
Except he'd look like an NBA Basketball
And this little weirdo
Would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know, the kind that are only sorta hot
So they don't mess around with other guys

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