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Cartoon Boyfriend

This song is by The Wonder Stuff and appears on the album Hup (1989).

"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said
Confused you will be
He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again
Annoyed she will be

Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out
Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out

"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said
"Abused you will be"
"If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead"
She said, "Oh joking you must be"

Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out
Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out

There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met
And now there's just pieces of coal
There was a thought in his head the first time that she said
And now there's just a gaping hole

Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out
Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out

Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out
Cartoon boyfriend
When you gonna rub yourself out

They call him the Crayola Kid, yeah
Look what he did with his crayons and stuff
But that's not enough
That's not enough
That's not enough
Crayola Kid

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