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Long Table for Two

This song is by The Upper Crust and appears on the album Revenge for Imagined Slights (2009).

Loooooong Table for Two!
Loooooong Table for Two!
I'll be down at one end - and at the other end is you!

Hey now baby, come on over tonight
Sweet champagne and candlelight
I have a butler forelock your chair
I can hardly see you way down there
Oh, it's a Loooooong Table for Two!
I do declare, it was a Loooooong Table for Two!
I'll be down at one end - and at the other end is you!

I asked my baby, would you pass the salt?
She flung it over in a catapult
Now it's all steamin' there on the chandelier
Maybe it caught up in the atmosphere
Of that Loooooong Table for Two!
Oh, yes indeed, it was a Loooooong Table for Two!
I'll be down at one end - and at the other end is you!
At the other end is you

Way down at the other end
A tiny figure undescribed
Refracted by the finger bowl
In the hazy candlelight
And it's you
Oh baby, it's you
Down at the end of that, Loooooong Table for Two!
I must admit, it was a Loooooong Table for Two!
I'll be down at one end - and at the other end is you!
I'll be down at one end - and at the other end is you!

I'll be down at one end
And way, way down!
At the other end iiii-hiiii-hiiiis...