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Little Castrato

This song is by The Upper Crust and appears on the album Delusions of Grandeur (2017).

Little Castrato hittin' the opera stage
Crazy little molly, yeah he's all the rage
Long blonde hair - is he a boy or a girl?
Nobody sings like him in the whole wide world
He's got chops, yeah baby, he's got pipes
Nobody can save him from role your life
When that Little Castrato wails
It's the solution that never fails
It's just like a blackboard scraped by fingernails

Little Castrato singin' all alone
You wonder how in the hell he gets that heavenly tone
Sheddin' a tear for what might have been
What it might have been like to take his balls for a spin
Shootin' a rope, yeah, he'll never know
The feelin' one gets when one is ready to boast
But, when that Little Castrato wails
It's the solution that never fails
It's just like a blackboard scraped by fingernails

Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato
Oh, baby
Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato

Little Castrato, hittin' the crazy notes
To wipe up under him, there ain't no antidote
His balls are gone and they ain't comin' back
Left that kid just holdin' the sack
Always a child and never a man
Flies in the face of God's master plan
But, when that Little Castrato wails
It's the solution that never fails
It's just like a blackboard scraped by fingernails

Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato
Oh, baby
Go, go, Little Castrato
Go, go, Little Castrato

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