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Cream Of The Crust

This song is by The Upper Crust and appears on the album The Decline & Fall of the Upper Crust (1997).

Now some cows they give butter
And some give cottage cheeeeeeeese!
And some got great big utters
Only find the daughter-rated sleeze
But me, I don't want no half & half
I want it unhomogenized
Gonna get the cream off the top now baby
Hit me in the face with your cream pie!
Givin' up the Cream Of The Crust
Just can't get enough
Got to be the Cream Of The Crust

The butcher goes to work in the mornin'
And the baker bakes all night
But the milkman comes all around the clock
To stimulate your appetite
And if his milk don't do the trick
Got a little somethin' that's a'sweet and thick
Gonna take the cream off the top, drink every drop
Sweet cream, now baby take a sip!
Givin' up the Cream Of The Crust
Just can't get enough
Got to be the Cream Of The Crust

I wanna take you on back on the farm
Gonna take you down in the dairy barn
I wanna walk you right through the stall
Gonna take a cow right by the balls
I wanna squeeze with all my might
Baby you can help me when you squeeze so tight
And when the cream comes up
You gonna jump and shout
You gonna drink sweet cream tonight!
Givin' up the Cream Of The Crust
Just can't get enough
Got to be the Cream Of The Crust

I only want the Cream Of The Crust
Just can't get enough
Got to be the Cream Of The Crust