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​Bleed Me

This song is by The Upper Crust and appears on the album Once More Into the Breeches (2001).

Doctor, I'm mad
I've got a touch of the common cold
You know my health is failin'
And I believe I'm gettin' old
I'm sniffin', I'm sneezin',
I'm sick as a dog
My head is spinnin' like a top
Come on doctor won't you tap a vein
And don't you let it clot
Come on and bleed me
Come on and bleeeeeed me

Hittin' me with the leeches
Like it's goin' out of style
'Cause I'm about to soil my breeches
And you know I got a mix of some bile
Don't bring me no offal - no big true real offal
Don't gimme no potions or pills
I ain't squeamish and I'm not in love
For the one thing that will cure my ills
Come on and bleed me
Come on and bleeeeeed me

Tried to love you honey
You know, I tried to love you child
I wanted to love you darling
You know, I wanted to love you child

Bleed me till I'm white as a sheet
And shakin' like a leaf
And if I'm sufferin' from loss of blood
Come on bleed me till I feel relief
I got the color, I got the phlegm, now
Ain't feelin' quite myself
I know the chances might be mighty slim
To restore me to whom I health
Come on and bleed me
Come on and bleeeeeed me