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​Badminton

This song is by The Upper Crust and appears on the album Once More Into the Breeches (2001).

Now when the sun is high and the weather's hot
I grab my racquet and shuttlecock
I know a little game and it's easy to play
I said, Babe, you gonna do okay
'Cause we playin' Bad-minton
That's all the news that's worth permitting
Croquette's gay, Golf is only okay
Tennis to a'strenuous
And that's why we play Bad-minton
We'll play Bad-minton
Badminton

The well are less some, it says above the glass
And similar things that's real high class
I got a gentleman's wager, and it's understood - now
You know that badmintons is so good
'Cause we playin' Bad-minton
That's all the news that's worth permitting
Croquette's gay, Golf is only okay
Tennis to a'strenuous
And that's why we play Bad-minton
We'll play Bad-minton
Here we go

You can call me a lazy lie-about
Or an ignorant ill-bred low borne lout
But you keep leavin' me in somethin' as I end the game
Well baby, if it's all the same
When you play Bad-minton
Well honey, all will be forgiven
Well honey, all will be forgiven
If you wanna play
Well, if you wanna play
Don't make me gotta play
Bad-minton
Play Bad-minton
Badminton
Badminton
Badminton
Bad-ba-ba-ba-bad
We play Bad-minton
We play Bad-minton
All right