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​Walk Like A Chicken

This song is by The Swimming Pool Q's and appears on the album The Deep End (1981).

Walk like a chicken
One foot out in front
Make cattle grade #19
Wanna drop back and punt

Even tiny junior
On the John Deere
Had to notice

Drivin' the John Deere
On the premises
Gave his notice
Ran through the fence on the south side
Wound up in the ditch
Judges and the doctors and the lawyers
Couldn't figure it out
Till the saw her twitch

Like a chicken
One foot out in front
Make cattle grade #19
Wanna drop back and punt

Uncle trails me from his
Cul-de-sac
Makes his bulldog lie
Down on his back

Pumps blood boils and
His bubble bump
Gets a hot nod
And you know it's hard

Way down in the valley
High upon the hill
Make a quick buck
She go cluck-a-de-cluck

Gets corn she likes to
Pick up that corn

I remember the time
She wore her high-heeled hat
Then come and lose it off her back

Mama say
Stay right where you at
From that beak
I heard the chicken speak

Storm blew down a live wire
Turned the barnyard grey
Touched that little
Chicken with that live wire
Blew them feathers clean