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​Stock Car Sin

This song is by The Swimming Pool Q's and appears on the album The Deep End (1981).

Down in Georgia where the girls say: "Do tell" ("Do Tell!")
Never say "Pyjama" at the Stock Car Motel
I got my chicken and a trophy
Asbestos suit
Drinkin' champagne from my Driver's boot

He took the checkered flag,
Could he really win?
Whole crew indulgin' in Stock Car Sin
They know it's evil
Can't help but like it!

Monkey Number One, he took the Senator's niece
He caked her thighs in some axle grease
In the pit, on a pre-stressed bench,
He tightened his lugs with a socket wrench, uh!

Infield's cheerin' and the motors din
Crankin' for the line in Stock Car Sin
They know it's evil
Can't help but like it!

If Pennzoil penance be your pleasin' today
Here's somethin' for to keep in tow:
Check the timin' under my hood
Adjust my rear-end power clutch ratio, no.

Thrills at Talledega, an all-night search
Drivin' in the basement of a Baptist church
Next day at the track, a fiery crash
Remainder of The Champ was a smokin' ash
What could be the reason for this fatal spin?
The Preacher's wife was in Stock Car Sin
They know it's evil
Can't help but like it!

What am I gonna do?
Without a driver, there ain't no crew
Today, I'm pumpin' gas at the corner Shell®
Champ is burnin' rubber down in Stock Car Hell...

They know it's evil ...
They know it's evil ...
They know it's evil ...
They know it's evil!

Written by:

Jeff Calder