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​Howard

This song is by The String Cheese Incident.

My story is a strange one, so put reality behind
Now my friends, it is
I,
Howard the charmin' swine >From one world to another, I sailed across the sky
Goggles are on, keep it flowin', it's exhilarating to fly
Left the woods for
Humboldt
County, and picked up
Pepe
Le
Pew
The funky skunk said there's fungus amungus, and put some in my stew.
Howard!
Howard!
Though the stew was divine, I soon felt kinda bizarre
My gravy got kinda wavy, the door to my mind was ajar
No way to go but through that door, I leapt with all my charm
Off to see the revue at the colorful
Hog
Farm
Up and away, 'cause I feel fine
Oh, I'm off to my next adventure!
Howard!
Howard!
Howard? (Billy)
Howard!
Sweet, sweet little piggy (Billy)
Howard!
The wind was pushin' me to the south, as I sailed above the trees
Fearless with the wind behind me, catchin' bugs between my teeth
The sun came up, the sun went down, again, again, and again
With speed and ease, I landed in the sand way down in the
Yucatan
Mayan ruins gave me shelter from all the
Mexican rain
A small, frail, crazy dream sai