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The President Wore Pearls

This song is by The Simpsons and appears on the television soundtrack Testify (2007).

Vote for a winner
I am their queen
Skinner's evil plan
Don't Cry For Me, Kids Of Springfield

Lisa: I'm not that cool, I don't wear jeans,
I've polished an apple or two,
But every grade that I grubbed,
I grubbed it for you.

So call me book worm,
But I'll never squirm when there's work to be done,
Yes I'll take my lunch at my desk,
While your all outside having fun.

Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield,
Unless you want an effective leader,
I'll talk to teachers, I'll handle Skinner,
A vote for Lisa makes you the winner!

Everyone: Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!

Teachers: Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points, dress, voice, shoes, swatch watch.
Lisa: I may be the new girl,
But you can brainwash me,
Just OshKosh B'Gosh (a childs clothing brand) me
And then leave me be.
To fight for kid power,
I must be heard not seen,
I have to lead wisely,
Not just primp and preen.

Teachers: Nails, pimples, ears, scrunchie, purse, lunch box, teeth, Millhouse.
Lisa: This beauting-up suits me,
There's beauty within me,
So let's Olsen Twin me,
Give them someone to love.
This grown-up makeover,
Has made me a super tween,
For they are my people,
And I am their queen.

Skinner: I'm so happy with my evil plan,
Say goodbye to music, gym and art,
Soon we will have the perfect school,
Where fun and excitement never start.

Willy: I'm so drunk I can barely see,
But it helps me get through another day,
My stomach is filled with haggis and ham,
I've gotta go puke in some hay.

Bart: Lisa is a fool,
Skinner: I think the rules are cool,
Willy: I'm falling in the pool!

Lisa: What have I done?
Bart: What they wanted you to.
Lisa: Skinner betrayed me.
Bart: But a tango takes two.

Kids: Poor Lisa, poor Lisa,
Lisa: Don't cry for me kids of Springfield,
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