FANDOM

1,927,983 Pages

StarIconGreen
LangIcon
​Awesome

This song is by The Retar Crew.

Welcome everybody to the wild wild shot
22 off the 7 it's the foul-mouth pies
In a pickle call Mikkel if you hear something sexual
The textual essentials will infect you with the best of all time
Like a magazine, hanging like a canopy
Awesome like I'm riding unicorns, it's my fantasy
It's my plan to be the anarchy to bad MCs
Awesome rhythm Ponymane with the cheddar cheese
By the way, I really miss P-fox
Check the way your knees knock to my beatbox
I ain't flawsome, I'm just awesome

'Cause we're awesome, so awesome
Riding fucking unicorns
You know that we've been rocking and then never ever stopping yeah
From the very day we were born
'Cause we're awesome, so awesome
Skippin' through them fields of gold
You ain't got shit, no number one hit
Like a best-selling free download

So I never met a girl that was feeling like this girl
Who told me I could rock her world
But shit didn't go great when I hallucinated
From a powder I happened to procure
Then I mystified her life, asked her to be my wife
And four rows of midgets had our wedding on Skype
Questioning my type, screaming in the light
That our future wasn't bright and our wedding was tripe
Midgets versus unis, it's a nasty fight
They both lose sight and pack vicious bites
You're in this plight, listen with your might
Ponymane, awesome all night

Yeah, we so U-N-I-corn
Pegasus swings her horns like a U-N-I-form
Imagine you and I torn round the world
Bareback on a horse with a U-N-I horn
This shirt is U-N-I-sex
I got it on now, you can wear it next
But you got the best glow in the U-N-I-verse
But this is you and I's verse
Like it's you and I's song
Like we rapping it in you and I's song
Terrorists killing tracks like a U-N-I-bomb-er
And Ponymane set these raps on fire
So I guess I'll let you and I burn

'Cause we're awesome, so awesome
Riding fucking unicorns
You know that we've been rocking and then never ever stopping yeah
From the very day we were born
'Cause we're awesome, so awesome
Skippin' through them fields of gold
You ain't got shit, no number one hit
Like a best-selling free download

Unicorns love everybody
And unicorns are loved by everyone
And unicorns can't be bought
And unicorns know that they can't be caught
That's we exactly, plain what we are
And actually, we're just plain Retar
Up in the backseat of my own car
Down in Austin Texas sippin' on Lone Star
You wanna play darts? Sure I'll toss 'em
You got nasty teeth? Try and floss 'em
You need psychotherapy? Try and draw some
But unicorns are fucking awesome
Tell 'em Ponymane

Riding fucking unicorns
Riding fucking unicorns
From the very day we were born
'Cause we're awesome
Skipping through them fields of gold
And you ain't got shit
No you ain't got shit
No you ain't got shit shit shit shit shit

'Cause we're awesome, so awesome
Riding fucking unicorns
You know that we've been rocking and then never ever stopping yeah
From the very day we were born
'Cause we're awesome, so awesome
Skippin' through them fields of gold
You ain't got shit, no number one hit
Like a best-selling free download