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​Rock Me Sexy Jesus

This song is by The Ralph Sall Experience.

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He's totally the man
The man with the plan
He traveled through time
In an awesome custom van

Moralistically,
He taught us to be good
How to set our souls free
And do all the shit we should

Now we do the right deeds
We go to church and such
And we stopped smoking weed
Well, at least not as much

And we can't forget to mention,
The golden rule
Do unto others as you would have them...
Slam bam, spank you ma'am
Do unto you!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

He lays down science, really blows my mind
But he's also got abs that transcend space and time
He's the son of God and I think that's cool
But he's got a swimmer's bod like nobody do

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

The Immaculate Conception really makes my day
But the dude's got lats that make me feel gay
"Turn the other cheek" is really showing class
But I really think it's sexy when he kicks Satan's ass
Kicks Satan's ass!
Kicks Satan's ass!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

Ah, Ah,
Jesus H. Christ!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
We're really amazed, you gotta believe us
His moralistic ways, totally ease us
His zen zing zang is gonna appease us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
His holiest of ways ain't never gonna leave us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins, you gotta believe us
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
All night long, all night long,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All night long