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Spotty Face

This song is by The Monks and appears on the album Bad Habits (1979).

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His mates are going down the club
He don't say nothing
But he wants to join in
He only wants to have some fun

He rushes home to change his clothes
They said they'd pick him up about eight-thirty
But no one comes
So he don't go

'Cause he's much too skinny
And he's much too short
And his mates never listen
When he try's to talk
When he smiles at the girls
They always walk away
Hey!

Seven stone four pound spotty face weakling
You ain't goin' out tonight
You'll never go out with your mates
When you're balling
'Cause you give the girls a fright
It just ain't right
Right!

They used to take him down the pub
And they'd be drinking
Like there's no tomorrow
One shandy and he'd be on the floor

They pick him up and dust him down
They'd say it's time for him to buy the next round
He'd shake his head
And run out the door

'Cause he's much too skinny
And he's much too short
And his mates never listen
When he try's to talk
When he smiles at the girls
They always walk away
Hey!

Seven stone four pound spotty face weakling
You ain't goin' out tonight
You'll never go out with your mates
When you're drinking
'Cause you are much too tight
It just ain't right
Right!

Alright!

'Cause he's much too skinny
And he's much too short
And his mates never listen
When he try's to talk
When he smiles at the girls
They always walk away
Hey!

They even took him to a dance
And introduced him to the local talent
"Hello"
He went all red and shied away

Now he's all ready to go out
He wears a suit that looks like silk pajamas
But no one comes
Oh what a shame

'Cause he's much too skinny
And he's much too short
And his mates never listen
When he try's to talk
When he smiles at the girls
They always walk away
Hey!

Seven stone four pound spotty face weakling
You ain't goin' out tonight
You'll never go out with your mates
When you're balling
'Cause you give the girls a fright
It just ain't right
Right!

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