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​Man In The Boat

This song is by The Macc Lads and appears on the album The Beer Necessities (1990).

Her tits hung low, but her arse was flabbier,
My fingers went in search of the pouting labia,
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this,
And my tongue went looking for the clitoris,
(His tongue went looking for the clitoris),
My tongue went looking for the clitoris

Can't f***ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f***ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f***ing find it.

The bastard's disappeared, she must be faking,
It's like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon,
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton,
There's no sign of a little pink button,
(There's no sign of a little pink button),
There's no sign of a little pink button.

Can't f***ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f***ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f***ing find it.

She turned over to watch Eastenders,
There must be a diagram someone could lend us,
Tried further up, got no reaction,
Trust a bloody woman to have such a contraption,
(Trust a bloody woman to have such a contraption)
Trust a bloody woman to have such a contraption.

Can't f***ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f***ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f***ing find it.