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​Back On The Pies Again

This song is by The Macc Lads and appears on the album Alehouse Rock (1994).

Wobble bottom, twenty stones,
Thyroid problem and big boned,
(Don't believe a word of that,
He's a fat and lying cunt).

Doctor got my jaws wired up,
'Cause I was as fat as f***,
(Slim in weeks or money back,
We'll tone-up that runny fat).

Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles,
We're all laughing like a drain,
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles,
Now he's back on the pies once again.

I spend all my salary,
On beer and fags and calories,
(He ate chips and mushy peas,
Recovered from an autopsy).

Offal, hair, and suckling pig,
I'll eat any f***ing thing.
(He'll eat dogs and abortions,
But he don't like small portions).

Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles,
We're all laughing like a drain,
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles,
Now he's back on the pies once again.

Yee-Ha!

I'm so fat and gluttonous,
I can't do my buttons up,
(He ate half of Anglesey,
And two pygmies with leprosy).

Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles,
We're all laughing like a drain,
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles,
Now he's back on the pies,
Back on the pies,
Back on the pies once again.