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Trouble On Dookie Island

This song is by The Lonely Island and appears on the album Turtleneck & Chain (2011).

Yeah let's do this
Take a good look at me, you need a bad guy like me.
All I have in theis world is my balls and my word
And I don't break'em for no one.

Yo hopped out the whip, pop the heater out the glovey
(Ski masked it up, bout to jack these fools, lovely)
Blasted through the door blazin' hell with the shells flyin'
Spiderwebbed the flat screen in one shot, babies cryin'

(Got these bitches nose bloody, face down in the shag
This bitch is flippin')
Shut the fuck up and fill the bag
(All of a sudden BOOM!)
Shots from the back room
(It was a set up)
Dude yellin'
("Get lit up!")

Yo we bust out the back, dookie flyin' outta my pants
(You got the keys,)
Yeah boy now make that engine dance
(This shit is stallin')
Fuck man they strapped up
Lets make a brake for it to the crib for the backup
(We hit the pavement, dookie bustin' all out of my jeans)
Yo hop the fence,
(So we can get away clean)

We hit the dirt, this rottweiler snarlin' and smilin'
(He ripped my pant leg off,)
A bunch of dookies went flyin'
(I had to blast)
Dog brains all in the grass
(Mixed with the dookie, yeah man!)
Nighty night
(Time to smash)

Yo we cut through the park, dookies poppin' outta my shirt
(A hail bullets from behind)
Like lead fireworks
(Dookie fillin' up my sneaks bout to bust)
No doubt
Pulled off my Isotoner glove, shook the dookies out

(Yo it's The Jakes, they want us to be chased)
Yo duck over here, I gotta ditch some dead dookie weight
(Whipped off my skully, so I could dump the dookie)
Cop blazin' out the eucalyptus tryna shoot me
(I blew out his back, that's all she wrote man)
Yeah, and on his chest left two dookies for the boatman

(They're comin' man, quick throw these dookies in the trash)
Hold up more dookie,
(They're comin' out fast)
Yo I can't move my leg
('Cause I'm stuck on dookie mountain)
Fifty guns open fire
(Blood spray like a fountain
Now our bodies all shredded)
Shots blaze right through me
(We're deader than dust)
Done in by the dookie

Trouble on Dookie Island
All I have in theis world is my balls and my word
And I don't break'em for no one

Dookie Island

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