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​Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears

This song is by The Locust.

If an aunt had balls, she would be?
Uh, the uncle

And in more trouble than?
A pregnant nun

So get a hole to hide in
Or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
Basically full of crap
And others lil' treats

Awe, that little pig