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Star Trekkin'

This song is by The Firm and appears on the compilation Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection (1991).

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Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

(Lieutenant Uhura, report!)

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

(Analysis, Mr. Spock)

It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward - still can't find reverse

(Medical update, Dr. McCoy)

It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

(Starship Captain, James T. Kirk!)

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, men

It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead

Well, it's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off, Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward and things are getting worse

(Engine room? Mr. Scott?)

Ye cannae change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
Ye cannae change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Scotty, beam me up

It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead

Well it's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Ye cannae change the script, och, see you, Jimmy

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim

Bridge to engine room: Warp factor 9

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse

Written by:

Rory Kehoe and arranged by John O'Connor and Graham Lister.

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