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​Simple Sister

This song is by The Elves and appears on the album Live At The Beacon (1971).

This song is a cover of "Simple Sister" by ​Procol Harum.
Simple sister
Got whooping cough
Have to burn her toys
Take her treats
Eat her sweets
Scare off all the boys

Simple sister
Got whooping cough
Have to put her out
Wear her clothes
Steal her bows
Tell her that she's stout

Simple sister
Got whooping cough
Lock her in a cell
Throw the key
Into the sea
Hope she never gets well

Music by:

Gary Brooker

Lyrics by:

Keith Reid