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​The Arseless Chaps

This song is by The DC3 and appears on the album Songs That Won't Be on the DC3 Album (2012).

Here they come
Walkin' down the street
Getting post-modernist looks from
Everyone they meet

Doe-eyed and vulnerable
They hit the top 10
They don't believe in capitalism
They'll never have to work again

They're the arse
They're the arse
They're the arseless, arseless 'Arseless Chaps'

They're the arse
They're the arse
They're the arseless, arseless 'Arseless Chaps'

You won't catch them on the crack pipe
You won't catch them in flagrante
You won't catch them wrecking rooms
They're backstage reading Dante

They did their album in Berlin
With DJ Rambo
It made the hottest 100 of all time
It came out a week ago

They're the arse
They're the arse
They're the arseless, arseless 'Arseless Chaps'

They're the arse
They're the arse
They're the arseless, arseless 'Arseless Chaps'