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Happy House

This song is by The Celibate Rifles.

Here in my Happy House our lives are plasticine
The world is this exciting place where
No-one's ever been
And we are individuals and everything's the same
No point in asking questions, there's
No-one to explain

Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House

All the girls are Barbie, and all the boys are Ken
Except for Jill and Jason, but we don't talk to them
If someone gets unhappy then they just disappear
We find problems so distasteful, we've no use for
Them 'round here

Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House

Sometimes I'm so happy, it takes away my breath
Sometimes I'm so happy, it scares me half to death

We prosper here in happy world and
We work hard until
We go home and drink our happy drinks and
Take our happy pills
With other happy couples living in
Their Happy House
We like to know that their house is
Not happier than ours

Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House
Welcome to my Happy House

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