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​Ode To The Defcon Badgez

This song is by The Brothers Grimm.

170 hours of time that I spent
2 nights of my honey moon (oh how I lament)
3 circuit board revisions just to get the shit right
800,000 circuits that will bring them to life

6000 hackers wear the badge all in the name of glory
If you want to learn more just see the fucking story
A matrix of LEDs 5 columns 19 rows
2 coin cells will make them glow

6 text cutouts soilder masks,
Colors that you wanna show
Gotta be a vendor, press or fucking uber bro

Upon the power up the badge will not make a peep
But fear not the shit is only just asleep
Push the top button/icon that knows what to do
Get a text message that's intended just for you

Press top icon again and try not to fucking move
Simple elementary (this mode is custom text entry)?

I'm Joe Grand AKA Kingpin,
Just like badges I'll make your head spin
Back up bitches, I'm far from soft
A hacker not a poet, I represent L0pht

I'm Joe Grand AKA Kingpin,
Just like badges I'll make your head spin
Back up bitches, I'm far from soft
A hacker not a poet, I represent L0pht

Hit the bottom icon to begin the noble quest
And use either icon to cycle through the list
Tap both icons to save your character queue
16 letters is the max that we can do

When its done seek out the solid block
Tap both icons, the message will walk

The next mode sets the inscription
Change it like a drug prescription

Select velocity between 1 and 5
It's going so slow or more to a Maserati drive
Now we arrive at our last badge state
It's a special visual treat that will show up in your face

Wave the badge, up to your eyes in one direction
A secret message pops up like mornings first erection

The source code is open
Schematics are free to ya
Now you can be a fucking hacker motherfucker

I'm Joe Grand AKA Kingpin,
Just like badges I'll make your head spin
Back up bitches, I'm far from soft
A hacker not a poet, I represent L0pht

I'm Joe Grand AKA Kingpin,
Just like badges I'll make your head spin
Back up bitches, I'm far from soft
A hacker not a poet, I represent L0pht

(Transcribed by Syntax of DC210)