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​One In Three

This song is by The Axis of Awesome.

Did you know that one in three of you is gifted
You're better than the other two in three
And one in three of you is better looking
I don't think anyone would disagree

One in three of you smells better
You come from a better family
One in three of you gets more attention
The ladies tend to like you sexually

Yeah one in three of you
Is better than the other two
You know who we're talking 'bout

One in three of you has talent, in short you are amazing musically
One in three of you's a leader, the ability to sing comes naturally
One in three of you is taller, the others sometimes make you work for free
One in three is not allowed to use the stove, That one in three is called Lee

Yeah one in three of you
Is better than the other two
You know who we're talking 'bout

Yeah one in three of you has practiced all his life
He's got the touch of music in his hands
He can write a tune to melt a lady's heart
But he's still to short go on rides at Disneyland

One in three of you knows karate
He used his skills to stop a shark attack
One in three of you can stop a bullet with his hands
One in three of you looks just like Jack Black

Yeah one in three of you
Is better than the other two
You know who we're talking 'bout

Yeah one in three of you was at home the other day just looking at the TV and he saw Jordan's new jeans and he decided to try them on and he put the jeans on and he looked really good in them and then his phone rang so he had to run over to answer his phone and he tripped over a little bit accidentally on the heater and his jeans got caught in the heater and they caught on fire a little bit so he took the jeans off and then he had to go to the video shop and return a VHS copy of Sleepless in Seattle that was overdue by about three weeks and he left a small fire burning in the apartment so he hopes that two in three of them didn't have anything too valuable in the apartment

Yeah one in three of you
Is dumber than the other two
I don't know what you're talking 'bout