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​The Condom Song

This song is by The Avalanches.

I wanna fuck your mum
Protect me
With Johnsons extra large condoms!
Feel the ribs with my powerful thrust
You can hire me, bring me back after a session
Anal lube does the trick
One night anal stands 'cause I can
I like sixtyniners
Specially with other guys
Threesomes are nice, with lots of anal lube
Orgys are cool, with loads of condoms

'Cause I love... anal lube and condoms