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​Keep Your Skirts Down Mary Ann

This song is by The Andrews Sisters.

BM: Mary Ann, Mary Ann!

AS: Yes?

BM: I'm ashamed your name's McCann

AS: What's the matter, mama dear?

BM: Mary Ann, come over here!

BM: Take it back, the dress you bought.

AS: Don't cha know they wear 'em short?

BM: You'll get pinched if you get caught.

AS: Well, what do ya want from me?

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Ah

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Gee

BM: Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!
AS: Ah, applesauce!

Gee, I have a lovely dimple on my knee!

BM: Don't I know it!

But it wasn't put there for the world to see.

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: What d'ya mean, down?

BM: You know what I mean.

When you sit down, if you can.

You would make any man in town a nervous wreck.

AS: Why!?

BM: Remember you can wear your beads around your neck.

Keep your skirts down!

Keep your skirts down!

AS: They're going up!

BM: Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!

BM: Mary Ann, Mary Ann,

AS: Yes?

BM: Girl, you'll never get a man.

AS: Oh, I'll grab one, never fear.

BM: Mary Ann, just listen here.

Men like the old-fashioned kind.

AS: Mama, dear, you're way behind.

BM: Sure, you'll make them lose their minds!

AS: Oh, what am I gonna do?

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Ah

BM: Keep them way down!

AS: Gee whiz!

BM: Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!

AS: You make me tired!

I might catch a fellow with my stockin's rolled.

BM: All that you will ever catch will be a cold!

BM: Keep your skirts down!

AS: Ah, what d'ya mean, down?

BM: Keep 'em down when you sit down, if you can.

AS: Nowadays you must dress like this to win a lad.

BM: Mmmm, but I didn't do it, and I won your dad.

AS: Well, he was no bargain!

BM: Don't get fresh.

Keep your skirts down!

AS: They're going up!

BM: Well keep 'em down, Mary Ann!