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This Is Serious Mum (1985)Edit

TISM - This Is Serious Mum
This Is Serious Mum (1985)
  1. The Art/Income Dialectic
  2. Eckermann Is Very Silly
  3. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
  4. Defecate On My Face
  5. Lyric For Jack
  6. I Go To Werribee
  7. Crime Against The Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo
  8. Pus Of The Dead
  9. Clarse Distinction
  10. The Reserection

Form And Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion (1986)Edit

TISM - Form And Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion
Form And Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion (1986)
  1. Mistah Elliot – He Wanker
  2. A Face Full of Divertamenti
  3. Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
  4. Take Your Love
  5. Root
  6. Defecate on My Face (country version)
  7. All Ordinaries Index
  8. I'm Into Led Zep

Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance (1988)Edit

TISM - Great Truckin Songs Of The Renaissance
Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance (1988)
  1. I'm Interested In Apathy
  2. Saturday Night Palsy
  3. The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
  4. If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
  5. 40 Years - Then Death
  6. Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
  7. The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
  8. Choose Bad Smack
  9. The Fosters Car Park Boogie
  10. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
  11. I Drive A Truck
  12. Defecate On My Face
  13. Kill Americans
  14. Volare
  15. The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
  16. Slave To The Economist
  17. I Shit Me
  18. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
  19. Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
  20. The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
  21. And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'Wanna' Play Kick To Kick'
  22. The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator
  23. Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
  24. Ezra Pound - Axe King
  25. Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
  26. Morrison Hostel
  27. The Ted Commandments (Unlisted)

Hot Dogma (1990)Edit

TISM - Hot Dogma
Hot Dogma (1990)
  1. The TISM Boat Hire Offer
  2. Existentialtism
  3. While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
  4. They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?
  5. Dazed And Confucious
  6. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1
  7. I'll 'Ave Ya
  8. Whinge Rock
  9. The TISM Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
  10. I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Whittle Away My Furniture
  11. The TISM Finance Plan Offer
  12. Leo's Toltoy
  13. The History Of Western Civilisation
  14. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2
  15. My Generation
  16. I Don't Want TISM, I Want A Girlfriend
  17. Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4
  18. Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
  19. We Are The Champignons
  20. Let's Club It To Death
  21. Let's Form A Company
  22. Life Kills
  23. Life Kills/Pus Of The Dead (Segue)
  24. Pus Of The Dead
  25. It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse.


Gentlemen, Start Your Egos (1991)Edit

TISM - Gentlemen, Start Your Egos
Gentlemen, Start Your Egos
  1. Mistah Elliot – He Wanker
  2. A Face Full of Divertamenti
  3. Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
  4. Take Your Love
  5. Root
  6. Defecate on My Face (country version)
  7. All Ordinaries Index
  8. I'm Into Led Zep
  9. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
  10. (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
  11. Gas! Gas! – An Ecstasy of Fumbling
  12. Pus
  13. Babies Bite Back
  14. Death Death Death(live at the Old Greek Theatre)

Beasts of Suburban (1992)Edit

TISM - Beasts of Suburban
Beasts of Suburban
  1. Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
  2. Bishop = Handjob
  3. Get Thee to a Nunnery
  4. Father and Son
  5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
  6. If You're Ugly, Forget It
  7. Mourningtown Ride
  8. Loser, Losing, Lost

Australia The Lucky Cunt (1993)Edit

Australia-the-lucky-cunt
Australia The Lucky Cunt (1993)
  1. Lose Your Delusion 1
  2. Jesus Pots The White Ball
  3. Mr.Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor - General
  4. Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives
  5. Recorded By JJJ, 24-1-'93, Melbourne Showgrounds

Machiavelli and the Four Seasons (1995)Edit

TISM - Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
Machiavelli And The Four Seasons (1995)
  1. (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
  2. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
  3. Garbage
  4. Lose Your Delusion II
  5. !UOY Sevol Natas
  6. What Nationality Is Les Murray?
  7. Greg! The Stop Sign!!
  8. Play Mistral For Me
  9. How Do I Love Thee?
  10. Jung Talent Time
  11. Aussiemandias
  12. Give Up For Australia/Phillip Glass's Arse


Machines Against The Rage (1996)Edit

Machines Against The Rage
Machines Against The Rage (1996)

Bonus Disc with the Re-Issue of Machiavelli And The Four Seasons

  1. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
  2. Death Death Death
  3. I'm Interested In Apathy
  4. Get Thee To A Nunnery
  5. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
  6. Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
  7. The History of Western Civilization
  8. Saturday Night Palsy
  9. Aussiemandias
  10. Root
  11. I'll 'Ave Ya
  12. Defecate On My Face
  13. Give Up For Australia
  14. I Drive A Truck
  15. Mistah Elliot - He Wanker

www.tism.wanker.com (1998)Edit

TISM - Www tism wanker com
www.tism.wanker.com (1998)
  1. (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
  2. Whatareya?
  3. Dumb 'N' Base
  4. Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
  5. Been Caught Wankin'
  6. Denial Works For Me
  7. The Parable Of Glenn McGrath's Haircut
  8. I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
  9. Yob
  10. Great Expectorations
  11. A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed
  12. The Men's Room


Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture (1998)Edit

TISM - Att Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture
Att Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture (1998)

Bonus Disc to www.tism.wanker.com

  1. Conversation About Porn With Porn Background
  2. Describe The Worst Head Job I've Ever Had? Fantastic!
  3. Conversation About This Kid With Porn Background
  4. The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand
  5. Conversation About Springvale With Porn Background
  6. Kate, Fischer Of Men
  7. My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
  8. Conversation About Private Schools With Porn Background
  9. Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
  10. Conversation About Reviews With Porn Background
  11. Julias Seizure (Act III, Scene II, Verse 73-118)
  12. Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
  13. Conversation About Robyn Prower With Porn Background
  14. Opposite Day
  15. Conversation About Super With Porn Background
  16. Rebel Without A Paunch
  17. Conversation About Bad Music With Porn Background
  18. The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is That I'm Not More Depressed
  19. Conversation About Cross-Fades With Porn Background
  20. Professor Derrida Deconstructs
  21. Ya Gotta Love That

De RigueurMortis (2001)Edit

TISM - De RigueurMortis
TISM - De RigueurMortis (2001)
  1. Bullshit
  2. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished
  3. Five Yards
  4. Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet?
  5. Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
  6. Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet? 2
  7. Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
  8. Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?
  9. Street Lamp
  10. Dear Moby
  11. Schoolies Week
  12. The Horse, Not The Horseshit
  13. Most Of Us Are Nice!
  14. Did You Watch Or Make TV?!
  15. Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
  16. You're A Long Way From Home Part 1
  17. Boot Party
  18. Preening Dumb Tool
  19. Intermission
  20. Channel Turd
  21. Fatboy Slim Dusty
  22. You're A Long Way From Home Part 2
  23. Sell Out
  24. Honk If You Love Fred Durst
  25. You're A Long Way From Home Part 3
  26. X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
  27. Survey
  28. Fourteen Years In Rowville
  29. When TISM's Album Fails
  30. Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet? 3
  31. BFW
TISM 2pot Screama
TISM - 2Pot Screama (2001)

Bonus AlbumEdit

  1. 2Pot Screama

Best Off: Retrospective Works 86/02 (2002)Edit

TISM - Best Off- Retrospective Works 86-02
Best Off: Retrospective Works 86/02
Retrospective Works 86/02
  1. Defecate On My Face
  2. Death Death Death
  3. Saturday Night Palsy
  4. I'm Interested In Apathy
  5. I Drive A Truck
  6. 40 Years - Then Death
  7. The History Of Western Civilisation
  8. I'll 'Ave Ya
  9. Get Thee To A Nunnery
  10. Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
  11. (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
  12. Greg! The Stop Sign!!
  13. All Homeboys Are Dickheads
  14. Whatareya?
  15. Five Yards
  16. Sid Viscous
  17. The Phillip Ruddock Blues
  18. Defecate On My Face - MGF Remix
A Collection of Bedroom Recordings 1982 - 1992
  1. Eckermann Is Very Silly
  2. The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
  3. Yassa Arathin-A-Go-Go
  4. (I Go To) Werribee
  5. Ladies And Gentlemen - The Judeo-Christian Ethic
  6. Ezra Pound, Axe-King
  7. The English-Speaking Peoples
  8. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
  9. I Await The Coming Of The Scottish Third Reich
  10. A Tale Of Two Faeces
  11. Almost Blue By Ian Curtis
  12. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
  13. (Jumpin' Jivin') Jimmy “The Ghost” Joyce
  14. Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants
  15. Life Is Fairly Silly, Really
  16. Landscape, Seascape, Escape
  17. I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Whittle Away My Furniture
  18. Untitled
  19. How To End All Suffering
  20. Frenzy
  21. I'm Gonna Treat Ya To A Neitschze Double Feature
  22. You're Only As Good As Your Fans
  23. My Gerontation
  24. (This Morning I Had Work To Do)
  25. Tu E La Tua Razza Fa'un Culo

The White Albun (2004)Edit

TISM - The White Albun
The White Albun (2004)
  1. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
  2. Bone Idol
  3. Message From The Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
  4. DJ Trevor
  5. I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford
  6. The Birth Of Uncool
  7. As Seen On Reality
  8. The Song Of The Quarter Time Siren (Car Battery)
  9. Diffident Strokes
  10. Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad
  11. Sorted For D'N'M
  12. Cerebral Knievel
  13. Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie Bird Parker
  14. Somebody Start A Fight Or Something
  15. Neck It
  16. TISM Are Shit

Other SongsEdit

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  1. (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonight
  2. A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
  3. A Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
  4. Australia, The World's Suburb
  5. Bfw
  6. Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched
  7. Fat Boy Slim Dusty
  8. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished
  9. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
  10. Julius Seizure (Act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)
  11. Lose Your Delusion
  12. Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
  13. Neighbours
  14. Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showgrounds
  15. Ron Hitler Barassi's 3PBS Christmas Message
  16. Shut Up - The Footy's On The Radio (21st Century Remix)
  17. The Last Australian Guitar Here

Additional information

Band members:
  • Ron Hitler-Barassi
  • Humphrey B. Flaubert
  • Jock Cheese
  • Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun
  • Jon St. Peenis
  • Les Miserables
  • Tokin' Blackman (deceased)
Former members:
  • Genre B. Goode
  • Leek Van Vlalen
Related artists:
Years active:
  • 1982-2004
Also known as:
  • This Is Serious Mum
Genres:
Record labels:

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