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​Plexiglas Toilet

This song is by Styx and appears on the album The Serpent Is Rising (1973).

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet
Said the mama to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet, yeah

A boy of five stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet, yeah

Boy goes up, he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Mama says don't belch and fart

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet
Said the mama to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet, yeah

Everybody sing!

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet
Said the mama to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet, yeah

Don't sit on the plexiglas toilet
Said the mama to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the plexiglas toilet, yeah

Written by:

John Curulewski