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​Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

This song is by Stormtroopers Of Death and appears on the album Speak English Or Die (1985).

Irving! Where are my maxi pads?
Help me find them before I paint the whole house red!
You men have it so easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'm passing clots the size of basketballs!

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues

Oh God, it's stained through onto my new dress!
Goddamn it, why'd this have to happen now?
I can't go out like this, I look like I've been shot!
Ohh... You're hungry, are you?
Well, come here, Irving darling
How about a Bloody Mary?

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues

Written by:

Charlie Benante, Scott Ian, Dan Lilker, Billy Milano